Bonobo post

Bonobo's seem to have it sorted. Checkout the Social behavior section.

I mean, a society that resolves its disputes through sexual intercourse, must have something right?

They even use sex as a greeting, I have often thought that would be a great idea.

I want to live with Bonobo's.

Fucking post

You fuck, you should fucking go here,

Don't fuckin view at fuckin work, lots of fuckin, fucking, fuckin etc................

Fuckin funny. John Goodman is fucking great.

This fuckin film is one of my fuckin favourites, fucking real fuckin funny.

Fuck.

Fucking desensitised yet?

You fucking fuckwit fucker.

Blagging post or if you don't ask, you dont get

After the success of my Little fluffy post, (Someone I know who promotes the night, saw my post and now I am on the guest list. Cool, eh? That just saved me 18 quid.)

I need to follow that up. I need to set my sights higher.

Now, I really need a million pounds, so I can raise an army and take over the state. Only joking.

Seriously though, a million quid would be great, if anyone out there has a spare million then let me know. Or any money, any amount will do.

Lots of love, SystemAbuser.

Shakey faces post

Erm, funny? Made me laugh!

Method: Shake face in front of camera, take picture.

Getting off your face is optional.

Send me more shakey faces!!!! I'll put them up on here.

Thanks to Carlos De Londres and Jessica for taking the photos.

Go George, go!!!!!

Check this out, here.
I don't care what everyone thinks, this man is a legend!!!!
I love him!!!
He is not afraid to say what he thinks.
Nice tash.

Also go here.

Queens of the stone age.

Everybody Knows That You're Insane
Uploaded by Mneric

My friend showed this video to me the other day and it made me cry (with laughter, I hasten to add). The dudes face is just brilliant. His cock guitar is something else. Still trying to work out what he is on.

O RLY? YA RLY NO WAI!

Only just found out about this, I am so yesterday. O RLY? is a really good way to be sarcastic. Going to use it soon.
Check out some O RLY?'s here.

10th lIttle fluffy post

I want to see the Orb at the Concorde 2 on Wed, Sept 20, 8pm. Haven't seen them since a very heady experience at Glastonbury one year, a long time ago.
Also I remember hitching my way to a free party in 1992ish and getting a lift with a guy who was leading the convoy. Convoy was the way everybody got to a free party then. He was playing the adventures album, he also had a pipe that was in the shape of a nude lady. You used it by putting the ganja in her head and then sucking on her crutch. ;)

Ahhh memories!!!

Nerd Post

A friend of mine known as Carlos De Londres is involved with a great blog about everything technical and SF and other nerdyness stuff of great interest. That is unless you are a yogurt weaving artist who doesn't understand the importance of space exploration.
MEME THERAPY, Life from a science fiction point of view.
It's well worth a look. One of the good things they do on this site is send questions to top boffins and then discuss the answers.

Ending post now, as my brain is running out of juice.

Post in the park

Went to the pavilion gardens yesterday with me kids and me ex, Basquiat Scrawls.
It was lovely, it was.
There was a magician entertaining the kids, which made Jessica do her really deep and dirty laugh, which in turn cracks me up. There was also a face painting gang of ladies there. For the princely price of 2 pounds, this is what they did to my Jessica;


I had a beer in the park, one can of San Miguel to drink in the park on this lovely sunny day. Whilst I was taking a photo of me Jessica laughing, two security guards (they looked like rejects from the Zap, which is pretty bad. Bouncers at the Concorde 2 on the other hand, are nice) told Basquiat Scrawls that the beer had to be hidden or get rid of it. I came over and promply drank it down and asked them to put it in a bin for me.
Now I really don't understand this American style, hiding of the beer thing. Surely drunkennesss should be the problem not drinking one beer. I could of sat there and drank as many beers as possible, as long as I made sure that the can was hidden (with cunning use of a brown bag maybe?).

Back Post

Back in Brighton now. Sunny Brighton. Brain is a bit mashed up but also jelly like in its wobbliness. The simplest tasks are seemingly impossible to perform. Still recovering from the weekend.

I have to do stuff though, this week is a sorting my life out week. ;)

Phoned up the estate agents today to sort out when the rent needs to be paid, god that was scary, I was begging on the phone basically. Got the result I wanted though, another month to get me act together.

Going to see my kids today, havent seen them since last wednesday! I miss them a lot. Going to repay the favour to me ex and look after them for a whole week on me own.

Need to sort me CV.

ARGHGHGHGHG!!

Zombie: Send......more .....paramedics......

They have taken a quote from one of the best zombie movies, they sing about being zombies and doing zombie shit. Send more paramedics are fucking awesome.

A close lady friend I know, who we shall refer to as Princess schmooe from now on, tried to see Send more paramedics at the weekend.
Princess schmooe really went to a lot of effort to get dressed up as a zombie, along with her zombie crew.
Unfortunately for the zombies in this crew they didn't have tickets and they turned up to a sold out show.

Poor schmooe, back from the dead, going to the show, haven't got a pulse (or a ticket).............. hehe.

Must have been a funny sight though. Depressed, pissed off and rejected zombies walking home through town, really looking the part.

Don't worry Princess schmooe, you can eat my brain when we next see each other.

A zombie yesterday.

What should have happened next.
I wish I was in town at the weekend; I would have escorted Princess schmooe whilst we were dressed as zombies. We would have then got monumentally drunk. The good thing would be that no pub would have refused us a drink for being drunk because they would have thought we were just playing the part really well. I would have even gotten away with violently smashing my arms down on the bar and screaming for beer/brains. When the beer arrived, I would've smashed the barmaid over the head with it, before I ate her brain.

I did warn her.

Hang on a minute, some of that's really normal 'night out' kind of stuff.

I love zombies! Why?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss.

Maybe, cos deep down that is all we are anyway, mindless and destructive beasts. hehe.

Nah, it’s just the simple fact I love gore. Zombie movies on the whole are a beautiful gore fest. There are normally a lot of zombies involved, this creates a lot more gore than the usual horror movie. I also enjoy the comedy value, especially the zombie movies where the zombies are incredibly slow.

Some cool pictures, methinks

If you take as many pictures as me, then your bound to take a good one now and again.



Monty the cat



Jessica says my first comfortable shoes



Brighton, very Brighton


Lower beach road


Joseph!

6 Down

The information area.

The BBQ we had earlier was wicked, I am sooooo stuffed.

Had lots of fun playing games, playing with kids and enjoying general chilled outness going on.

Drunk a lot now.

Not sure what to play now (its 2am)


I won a T-shirt for coming second in Trackmania, woot!