New chess piece post

The Monk has been introduced to the game of chess.
There were gasps as the piece was unveiled before the world’s media by Former Grand Master Uri Yelanov and Carol Vorderman.
‘It is very exciting’ said Yelanov, ‘the monk can move three spaces horizontally or diagonally and occupies the starting positions of the middle two pawns that the monks now replace.
Ideas that were rejected by the World Chess Federation included;
‘the Archer’ which allowed you to cheat,
’the Tardis’ which could go back in time and undo stupid moves you did ten minutes ago and
‘the B52’ which allowed you to blow up all your opponents pieces before the game had even started.

This is a joke, btw, i think!
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