Thursday, September 21, 2006

Theee Orb - Positive Mushroom Story

I'm really high on something that grows out of the earth, to say that is wrong, is to say God made a mistake?! Isn't it? - Bill Hicks

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The pope apology post


Just read this on another blog, thought it was well funny! This is what the pope should have said by way of an apology

"Dear Everyone, what the fuck do I know about reason and religious tolerance?
I'm sitting on a mountain of unholy riches accrued through global conquests, and I'm still raking it in from worshippers all over the world thanks to European colonialism.
Last time we had anything serious to do with Islam, we were torturing people in the Iberian peninsula.
We failed every moral test from the Nazi holocaust to AIDS, and now we're going to fuck it up again.
Seriously, I am a total dickhead and I don't know what got into me.
Next time I will keep my big mouth shut.
Contritely Yours
The Pope."
Original post here.

That should clear up any problems and work towards a safer, more honest future!

Talk like a pirate day post


Ahoy there me beauties! It be TLAP day!
Get yer fingers out o' your bung hole and point your looky glass towards here.
Avast! We're headin' into the day itself, and we be all tied up with pillagin', plunderin' and consumin' o' the rum!

Monday, September 18, 2006