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Kinder Freakyness!!! post

This is a disturbing ad from my youth, it explains a lot!
Me scrubble now, Drocko! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

TV links post

Here.

Batman post

I got a new keyring, its a Batman lego dude. Thanks beautiful Keiley, I love it.
Batman rocks, he is the best vigilante ever, I say vigilante because he is hardly a superhero. He has no superpowers, just a(un?)healthy obsession with bats and gadgets.
He is just as hard as the other superheroes, he even once gave Superman a bloody nose by hooking up his exo-skeleton to the city power grid. I love the fact that Superman gets a good hiding from Batman (he nearly kills him), he is so bloody bumlicky of America it makes me sick.
Interestingly enough there maybe (maybe not) a film on the way, Superman Vs Batman

Hopefully in the film they will have the Sons of Batman, (SOB) they were awesome.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo post

Buffalo

Anyone can play with good editing

Meet Devvo

Meet Devvo the waster from Hull, he reminds me of days gone by, when I used to be a lost it squatter drugfuck. Ahhh memories!! You can see loads more of this poor product of society here. I just really find it funny how he cant handle the fame of being a chav twat!! Apparently he is an actor though.

Laura Buxton post

Check out this link, press flash player (if you got flash) cos the media player doesnt seem work very well.
I like the way there are subtitles; so Americans can understand the thick(NOT) regional accent.

Impeach the bastard

Here.

Bob's wisdom

This'll be me when my kids are all grown up!

Tenacious D new movie!!!

Zombie art post

This forum thread was brought to my attention by my ex-schmooe. Check it out, funny as, some of it. Some of it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Zombie Chun-Li
Zombie Tomb Raider

Orgasm day

December 22nd is Global Orgasm day, finally a day, along with talk like a pirate day, that I can relate too. ;)
Info Here.



Just need to make sure I get some quiet time on that day!
:( Sniff, sniff.
lol

Not drinking post

I am not drinking drunken drinks for a while.


See below!

Better late than never post

T'was Andy T's bday, here is some pictures of the wrongness.
I just dont know what to say really.
Other than Happy Birthday Andy!!


I was shocked to find myself dead

Sad sprayers

Someone sprayed over this banksy, why for fucks sake!? The two coppers are covered in black.

How lame is the Argus post

My mate just alerted me to this absolute gem bogus writing. The medic at the Argus local paper is having a laugh for sure. I mean really.
E.g.
This poor girl is having a terrible time coming to terms with a very tough problem.

Bi-curious?

I'm 21 and have always considered myself straight.

However, last week I went to a colleague's leaving party in London, where I work. Everybody had quite a lot to drink and I ended up sharing a bed with a very attractive older woman. Much to my surprise, she helped me to orgasm several times. Does this mean I am bisexual? And if so, could I get some medical treatment for it?

The Medics responce,

I would say we all have some element of bisexuality in our natures. There's no medical treatment to stop a person from being bisexual.

continued...

However, you could do with a bit of counselling to help you sort out your ideas. Call the Brook Advisory Centres for Young People on 08000 185023.

Or this one, she has just got to say no....

Weeding it out

I'm 38. When I was in my teens, I used pot occasionally as a form of rebellion and it had little effect on me. Now I've met a new man and he wants me to smoke a type of weed called skunk when we are in bed together. Would this be safe?

Medics advice;

Nope. Skunk is a very strong form of pot and it's far more powerful than the stuff you used to puff as a youngster. I would strongly advise you not to try it.

Also, smoking in bed is dangerous.

These are real? yeah right!

Check out the others here.

I mean how stupid does he think his readers are? (oh shit, it is the Argus though!)
Lies I tell you, lies!

Dead parrot nailed to the post!!!

I feel like a dead parrot nailed to a post right now.
Had to default on my loan repayments today and all my accounts have been shut down. The lady on the phone said I was about to get a very nasty letter but not to worry, it's just a formality. As of right now I owe the Co-Op bank a little over £9,000, £2,500 of that was for a fucking insurance policy that didn't pay up when I ran out of work! Looking forward to the Nasty letter, hope it's good, I've got my expectations up now!
As luck would have it, the Natwest bank were more than happy to take me on.
That donation button to the right aint no joke, btw!

Halloween party post

PARTY! Had a great time at a
Halloween party on Saturday night, was too wasted to take many pictures. Need to stay focused more on the taking pictures front. Actually I was quite surprised to find I hadn't lost anything, still had my camera in the morning.

James was a pirate, yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!


Snogged a girl called Tiny and that's as much as I know about her. She was well cute though and well, tiny. Haven't got a picture of her or even her phone number, damn. (might have imagined the whole thing)








Took only two shakey faces, not very good form, I know but hey, better than none.


My friend Jess looked great in her witches outfit.
I redid the Babel christmas party getup and came as The Grim Fandango.

All your base are belong to us! post

This is geek folklore.
All your base are belong to us!!!!!
Origin
and
Dance version
Taken from the crazy engrish translation that was used in Zero Wing for the Megadrive in 1991.
For great justice!!

Link to stuff post

It seems the forces of evil are trying to stop people from watching low quality shows. The link from before that listed loads of TV shows has disappeared.
SO.
Here is where they are now!!!

HERE>
This is a temp site, it will move again!

Bill Heine post

I used to support Oxford United (In the eighties I had a season ticket for 3 seasons, they went from the 3rd to the 1st and then on to win the milk cup, beating QPR, haha), on the way to the match on a Saturday, invariably my dad and I would go past this sight in Headington.
Bill Heine, an American, erected this huge Shark in the roof of his house on the 9th of August 1986, to commemorate 41 years since the Nagasaki bomb drop. He fought long and hard to keep it there as Oxford City Council did not like it one bit. He proved it was safe and I am glad it is still there now.


He owned 'Moulin Rouge' a cinema which had the stripy cancan legs sticking out of them, these legs where later moved to Brighton and put on top of the 'Duke of York's', which he owned as well.
Before the Moulin Rouge was demolished and the cancan legs moved to Brighton, he had to fight to keep those cancan legs on the Moulin Rouge cinema, Oxford City Council deemed them to be advertising and thus they needed planning permission. So Bill changed the name of the Cinema to 'Not the Moulin Rogue' and won the right to have them without planning permission. Cunning!



He owned the 'Penultimate Picture Palace' in Oxford also. This is the cinema that I saw Reservoir Dogs about 15 times!



When I first moved down to Brighton, I thought that those cancan legs were following me!

Movies post

Here is a link to a site that lists movies that you can watch for free on Youtube, Dailymotion, Myspace etc.... The quality is pretty bad but hey, its free. This is a Kill Bill clip i like a lot. Violence!

Here.

Congratulations to Devon and Darren post

They got a baby boy, Quinton, born at 12.20am.
That's the same day as me daughter's birthday.

The return of the Hawk-Moth cat post

Hawk moth returns, this time he has changed colour and looks sleepy.
I think he is about to do a bit of cocoonage.
Cool, I think he looks even better this time.

Yorkshire post

Jessica's last day as a four year old today, been celebrating that fact. Made jess one of her favourite meals, roast dinner. This time made traditionally in a massive Yorkshire.

Storm Trooper COPS post

Its called TROOPS, funny as hell.
It's been around for a while though but this is the first time I have seen it.
Good bit is when they say “We didn’t find the droids we were looking for”–distracting from the fact he just got messed up by a Jedi mind trick.
Enjoy.

Big Brother will shout at you from a post

Apparently BB is going to shout at you in the street next time you do something 'wrong'.
Read article here.
I don't think there is a law yet for doing the finger to the camera when it does it to me!

Sick post

Sorry, I think it is funny, no?

Look what I found in me kitchen post

Found this bad boy in my kitchen yesterday. That spikey bit is on its bum.
I found out that it is a Convolvulus Hawk-Moth.
The Convolvulus part refers to the fact it likes the Bindweed in my garden.
Anyway, it scared the hell out of the kids, except Joseph of course!

Scarface fuck post

Fuck thats a lot of fucks!

Truth is out there post

Click this 9/11 If you cannot be bothered to watch them all, watch Part 4.

One day the truth will have to come out, the official story is so obviously bullshit. What really did happen then?
I believe something very very sinister happened, more sinister than what they want us to believe.

I'll give you strange, post.

In a good humored response to Paranoid Mod's strangeness.
I present this little gem of brilliance. Here.
Here is them doing Duck and Roger the Horse!

I think I was about 17 when I first saw this band, did lots of shrooms in a sandwich whilst on the Oxford bus going to the gig. Sarah fainted, I think, we wrecked (moshed) so much, I swear I lost about a stone in weight. From the first time I saw the Cardiacs, I became completly obsessed with them.
Shouting 'Who is him, who is him, it's Jim! it's Jim!' and other random shit like 'Show us your bottom' 'It's all snowy in the pond' etc.. ;) Their mixture of crazy childrens rhymes mixed with mental guitars and drums just sent us loopy. Was a very good trip.

Here is another clip of them in concert, doing Big ship.


They are playing a gig at the Astoria on the 10th November! Info here. OMG! Might have to go, somehow!

Another bush post

We have all read the Bushisms but have you actually heard them?


Also this one which is a very well edited Bush speech.

Rock lobster post

New chess piece post

The Monk has been introduced to the game of chess.
There were gasps as the piece was unveiled before the world’s media by Former Grand Master Uri Yelanov and Carol Vorderman.
‘It is very exciting’ said Yelanov, ‘the monk can move three spaces horizontally or diagonally and occupies the starting positions of the middle two pawns that the monks now replace.
Ideas that were rejected by the World Chess Federation included;
‘the Archer’ which allowed you to cheat,
’the Tardis’ which could go back in time and undo stupid moves you did ten minutes ago and
‘the B52’ which allowed you to blow up all your opponents pieces before the game had even started.

This is a joke, btw, i think!
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Let me put it all in perspective for you post

RIP Arif Khan post

We loved you dude.

Sad, it's sad that you didn't have a converstion about it with one of your friends; If only you knew how much we cared.

Such a great bloke.

See you in the next life matey!

Torn post

Haha?!

The other one got shut down post.

For Family Guy, here.
For South Park, here.
For Simpsons, here.
For Futurama, here.
For American Dad, here.

So there Fox!

Blackbeards tampons post

I am female.

I am not girly. I am desperately ungirly. I look good in pink, but I feel guilty about it. For various reasons*, I would sooner belly-crawl through broken glass than buy anything marketed "for girls!" or "for women!" And I resent the fact that feminine products have me, as it were, by the short hairs in this regard.

And so, a year or so ago, I decided that I wanted a new brand of tampon. Something that was not girly, that was not pastel, that did not have flowers, and which did not make my ovaries curl up and die of shame. I do not mind having a period--I'd rather not, but eh, goes with the territory--but I detest the marketing.

It's time for a rugged new brand. A brand no one will ever call "girly." A brand you can take to the checkout counter and meet the clerk's eye while you buy it, and if they say a word, you have 'em tied to the mast and flogged.

Blackbeard the Pirate's Rugged Tampons. A product you can trust, from a name you can't!

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Just hang in there post

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt


Fall seven times, stand up eight. ~Japanese Proverb


When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe


Or give up and die. ~Some negative dude


Just venting, that's what this blogs for, U forget.

Online episodes post

Just found this site. It's got all the episodes you could ever want for Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy and American Dad etc....
Here

Taxi driver post

Taxi driver as a poem;

There once was a guy who was crazy,
Who shot those whose morals were hazy.
He was hailed as a hero,
This Robert De Niro,
So three cheers for Martin Scorsese.

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100 people on the planet post

http://www.miniature-earth.com/

Hits home harder when the facts are presented this way.
Example; if the earths population was only 100 people, 6 of those people own nearly 60% of the wealth!

Quite the most amazing model ever post

I have just read an article about a most truly amazing 900x700m scale model found in a Chinese military base, of a mountain region found on the Chinese/Indian border, here. It's even got snow covered caps on the mountains.

The mind boggles at how long this took and how much effort this project must have taken!

Capability Brown eat your heart out!



For more google earth stuff, check out the links at the bottom of here.

Amazing fuel thingy post

$9 for 500 miles!

Look at this article here.

Theee Orb - Positive Mushroom Story

I'm really high on something that grows out of the earth, to say that is wrong, is to say God made a mistake?! Isn't it? - Bill Hicks

The pope apology post

Just read this on another blog, thought it was well funny! This is what the pope should have said by way of an apology

"Dear Everyone, what the fuck do I know about reason and religious tolerance?
I'm sitting on a mountain of unholy riches accrued through global conquests, and I'm still raking it in from worshippers all over the world thanks to European colonialism.
Last time we had anything serious to do with Islam, we were torturing people in the Iberian peninsula.
We failed every moral test from the Nazi holocaust to AIDS, and now we're going to fuck it up again.
Seriously, I am a total dickhead and I don't know what got into me.
Next time I will keep my big mouth shut.
Contritely Yours
The Pope."
Original post here.

That should clear up any problems and work towards a safer, more honest future!

Talk like a pirate day post

Ahoy there me beauties! It be TLAP day!
Get yer fingers out o' your bung hole and point your looky glass towards here.
Avast! We're headin' into the day itself, and we be all tied up with pillagin', plunderin' and consumin' o' the rum!

Brio post

We love Brio!!!!!

Bill Hicks post

I was thinking about getting ads on here as I get a few hits everyday, then I remembered this from a while ago.
I have just listened to lots of his stuff again and its really astonishing how he is still fresh and just as relevant now as he was then.
Also this one.
And this one about creationism.
hehe


I am not going to get advertising on my blog.