They have taken a quote from one of the best zombie movies, they sing about being zombies and doing zombie shit. Send more paramedics are fucking awesome.A close lady friend I know, who we shall refer to as Princess schmooe from now on, tried to see Send more paramedics at the weekend.
Princess schmooe really went to a lot of effort to get dressed up as a zombie, along with her zombie crew.
Unfortunately for the zombies in this crew they didn't have tickets and they turned up to a sold out show.
Poor schmooe, back from the dead, going to the show, haven't got a pulse (or a ticket).............. hehe.
Must have been a funny sight though. Depressed, pissed off and rejected zombies walking home through town, really looking the part.
Don't worry Princess schmooe, you can eat my brain when we next see each other.
A zombie yesterday.
What should have happened next.
I wish I was in town at the weekend; I would have escorted Princess schmooe whilst we were dressed as zombies. We would have then got monumentally drunk. The good thing would be that no pub would have refused us a drink for being drunk because they would have thought we were just playing the part really well. I would have even gotten away with violently smashing my arms down on the bar and screaming for beer/brains. When the beer arrived, I would've smashed the barmaid over the head with it, before I ate her brain.
I did warn her.
Hang on a minute, some of that's really normal 'night out' kind of stuff.
I love zombies! Why?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss.
Maybe, cos deep down that is all we are anyway, mindless and destructive beasts. hehe.
Nah, it’s just the simple fact I love gore. Zombie movies on the whole are a beautiful gore fest. There are normally a lot of zombies involved, this creates a lot more gore than the usual horror movie. I also enjoy the comedy value, especially the zombie movies where the zombies are incredibly slow.
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