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Kinder Freakyness!!! post

This is a disturbing ad from my youth, it explains a lot!
Me scrubble now, Drocko! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

TV links post

Here.

Batman post

I got a new keyring, its a Batman lego dude. Thanks beautiful Keiley, I love it.
Batman rocks, he is the best vigilante ever, I say vigilante because he is hardly a superhero. He has no superpowers, just a(un?)healthy obsession with bats and gadgets.
He is just as hard as the other superheroes, he even once gave Superman a bloody nose by hooking up his exo-skeleton to the city power grid. I love the fact that Superman gets a good hiding from Batman (he nearly kills him), he is so bloody bumlicky of America it makes me sick.
Interestingly enough there maybe (maybe not) a film on the way, Superman Vs Batman

Hopefully in the film they will have the Sons of Batman, (SOB) they were awesome.

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Buffalo

Anyone can play with good editing

Meet Devvo

Meet Devvo the waster from Hull, he reminds me of days gone by, when I used to be a lost it squatter drugfuck. Ahhh memories!! You can see loads more of this poor product of society here. I just really find it funny how he cant handle the fame of being a chav twat!! Apparently he is an actor though.

Laura Buxton post

Check out this link, press flash player (if you got flash) cos the media player doesnt seem work very well.
I like the way there are subtitles; so Americans can understand the thick(NOT) regional accent.

Impeach the bastard

Here.

Bob's wisdom

This'll be me when my kids are all grown up!

Tenacious D new movie!!!

Zombie art post

This forum thread was brought to my attention by my ex-schmooe. Check it out, funny as, some of it. Some of it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Zombie Chun-Li
Zombie Tomb Raider

Orgasm day

December 22nd is Global Orgasm day, finally a day, along with talk like a pirate day, that I can relate too. ;)
Info Here.



Just need to make sure I get some quiet time on that day!
:( Sniff, sniff.
lol

Not drinking post

I am not drinking drunken drinks for a while.


See below!

Better late than never post

T'was Andy T's bday, here is some pictures of the wrongness.
I just dont know what to say really.
Other than Happy Birthday Andy!!


I was shocked to find myself dead

Sad sprayers

Someone sprayed over this banksy, why for fucks sake!? The two coppers are covered in black.

How lame is the Argus post

My mate just alerted me to this absolute gem bogus writing. The medic at the Argus local paper is having a laugh for sure. I mean really.
E.g.
This poor girl is having a terrible time coming to terms with a very tough problem.

Bi-curious?

I'm 21 and have always considered myself straight.

However, last week I went to a colleague's leaving party in London, where I work. Everybody had quite a lot to drink and I ended up sharing a bed with a very attractive older woman. Much to my surprise, she helped me to orgasm several times. Does this mean I am bisexual? And if so, could I get some medical treatment for it?

The Medics responce,

I would say we all have some element of bisexuality in our natures. There's no medical treatment to stop a person from being bisexual.

continued...

However, you could do with a bit of counselling to help you sort out your ideas. Call the Brook Advisory Centres for Young People on 08000 185023.

Or this one, she has just got to say no....

Weeding it out

I'm 38. When I was in my teens, I used pot occasionally as a form of rebellion and it had little effect on me. Now I've met a new man and he wants me to smoke a type of weed called skunk when we are in bed together. Would this be safe?

Medics advice;

Nope. Skunk is a very strong form of pot and it's far more powerful than the stuff you used to puff as a youngster. I would strongly advise you not to try it.

Also, smoking in bed is dangerous.

These are real? yeah right!

Check out the others here.

I mean how stupid does he think his readers are? (oh shit, it is the Argus though!)
Lies I tell you, lies!

Dead parrot nailed to the post!!!

I feel like a dead parrot nailed to a post right now.
Had to default on my loan repayments today and all my accounts have been shut down. The lady on the phone said I was about to get a very nasty letter but not to worry, it's just a formality. As of right now I owe the Co-Op bank a little over £9,000, £2,500 of that was for a fucking insurance policy that didn't pay up when I ran out of work! Looking forward to the Nasty letter, hope it's good, I've got my expectations up now!
As luck would have it, the Natwest bank were more than happy to take me on.
That donation button to the right aint no joke, btw!

Halloween party post

PARTY! Had a great time at a
Halloween party on Saturday night, was too wasted to take many pictures. Need to stay focused more on the taking pictures front. Actually I was quite surprised to find I hadn't lost anything, still had my camera in the morning.

James was a pirate, yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!


Snogged a girl called Tiny and that's as much as I know about her. She was well cute though and well, tiny. Haven't got a picture of her or even her phone number, damn. (might have imagined the whole thing)








Took only two shakey faces, not very good form, I know but hey, better than none.


My friend Jess looked great in her witches outfit.
I redid the Babel christmas party getup and came as The Grim Fandango.

All your base are belong to us! post

This is geek folklore.
All your base are belong to us!!!!!
Origin
and
Dance version
Taken from the crazy engrish translation that was used in Zero Wing for the Megadrive in 1991.
For great justice!!